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Old 10-12-2007, 12:37 PM   #1
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Cowboy's watch

A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very neat, attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "a state-of-the-art watch?" "What's so special about it?"
The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me Telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The cowboy taps his watch, smiles, and says, " thing's an hour fast."



If only i was single again. Gotta admit, if there was a good pick up line, this has to be close. I want to use it just to see what reaction i got.
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Old 10-12-2007, 12:52 PM   #2
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Old 10-12-2007, 03:13 PM   #3
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A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very neat, attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "a state-of-the-art watch?" "What's so special about it?"
The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me Telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The cowboy taps his watch, smiles, and says, " thing's an hour fast."



If only i was single again. Gotta admit, if there was a good pick up line, this has to be close. I want to use it just to see what reaction i got.
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
I'm usin' that one
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Old 10-12-2007, 03:15 PM   #4
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold one.
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Old 10-12-2007, 03:21 PM   #5
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THATS GREAT!!!!

i think that would actually work with the right woman! LOL
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Old 10-12-2007, 03:35 PM   #6
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold one.
Always got to be at least one hater in the group!! At least i checked to make sure it wasn't a repost. haha
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Always got to be at least one hater in the group!! At least i checked to make sure it wasn't a repost. haha
It ain't hatin' if there's a smiley on the end.
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Old 10-12-2007, 04:38 PM   #8
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