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Old 10-11-2007, 02:43 PM   #1
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Exclamation IN A COMA

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were
in
her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her
private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the
monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough
there was sizable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral will do the
trick
and bring her out of the coma.'

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After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no
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Old 10-11-2007, 02:44 PM   #2
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Old 10-11-2007, 02:45 PM   #3
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repost but funny
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Old 10-11-2007, 02:46 PM   #5
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OMG that was to funny, and you call us girls dumb... HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Old 10-11-2007, 05:30 PM   #11
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