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Old 10-11-2007, 10:53 AM   #1
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A Kiss

WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE?

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test.

She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.

"Okay, I'll give you a clue.

It's what your Daddy wants from your Mommy before he goes to work."
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it
out! It's a piece of ..."
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Old 10-11-2007, 04:51 PM   #9
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.. as a follow-up to the story, the teacher called CPS. The little girls parents were arrested. The girl is now living in what is sure to be the first of many foster homes.

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Old 10-11-2007, 05:48 PM   #13
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