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Old 10-10-2007, 06:34 AM   #1
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1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
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5. It's very, very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
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Old 10-10-2007, 07:19 AM   #3
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Old 10-10-2007, 08:36 AM   #5
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that would make the best fortune cookie ever........... right on dude, lol............ladies, im just kidding, hehe
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Old 10-10-2007, 09:09 AM   #7
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Old 10-10-2007, 09:11 AM   #8
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Old 10-10-2007, 10:24 AM   #10
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well, i forwarded as an email around my company, guys got a kick out of it, some of the ladies got alittle fired up,
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Old 10-10-2007, 10:27 AM   #11
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Old 10-10-2007, 10:28 AM   #12
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well, i forwarded as an email around my company, guys got a kick out of it, some of the ladies got alittle fired up,

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Old 10-10-2007, 10:32 AM   #14
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i clown around at work, they know im only joking.......heck , some of the girls once sent me an email with houston firefighters posing for a swimsuit calendar........ they know im strait, but we try to get each other riled up......... thought i may of messed up, i wanted to ask an engineer out... hope it didnt give her a bad impression......
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I saw one like that in a female version.
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not gonna laugh at that... it will come back on me I'm sure......
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I've seen the women version of that.
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i clown around at work, they know im only joking.......heck , some of the girls once sent me an email with houston firefighters posing for a swimsuit calendar........ they know im strait, but we try to get each other riled up......... thought i may of messed up, i wanted to ask an engineer out... hope it didnt give her a bad impression......
Dating people you work with is like the number one no no of all time. Hope she is worth it. I would never date a guy I work with.
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