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Old 08-07-2005, 10:52 PM   #1
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Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock

Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock
Man Could Not Remove Lock For Two Weeks


BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.





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Old 08-08-2005, 04:02 AM   #2
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Re: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock

2 weeks? At least he didn't try to shoot it off, cause that wouldn't have worked.... :laughing6: :laughing6: :eh:
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i heard about that on the radio this morning.
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Old 08-08-2005, 05:36 PM   #5
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Re: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock

two weeks????? geez... i get uncomfortable if i get an in grown hair... but a master lock .. dayyuummm
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Re: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock

wtf dude... I would of at least taken that off as soon as I sobered up. 2 weeks?!?!?! daaaaamn

funny as tho

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Old 08-09-2005, 01:48 AM   #7
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does anyone else feel sorry for that locksmith? i wonder how much he charged for that one.
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does anyone else feel sorry for that locksmith? i wonder how much he charged for that one.

Hopefully he put some gloves on.
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dam that hurts me just thinking about it.
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