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Old 10-09-2007, 10:57 AM   #1
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a lil' joke for the day...

a friend just text me this and it made me chuckle...

A condom tells a tampon, "You always stop my business for a week." The tampon responded back with, "Yea, but when you up I lose my job for 9 months"

it's cute go ahead and laugh, you know you wanna!!!
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Old 10-09-2007, 11:00 AM   #2
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Old 10-09-2007, 11:26 AM   #4
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Old 10-09-2007, 11:37 AM   #7
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a friend just text me this and it made me chuckle...

A condom tells a tampon, "You always stop my business for a week." The tampon responded back with, "Yea, but when you up I lose my job for 9 months"

it's cute go ahead and laugh, you know you wanna!!!
did you really laugh at this because you are on your period? or cuz thats your sense of humor?
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Old 10-09-2007, 11:50 AM   #8
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did you really laugh at this because you are on your period? or cuz thats your sense of humor?
who told you? jk Arturo you're silly, that's just my sick sense of humor, and you know what else is funny a girl sent it to me!!!
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Old 10-09-2007, 11:51 AM   #9
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boooooooooooooooooo
take your negativity somewhere else...thanks!!
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Old 10-09-2007, 11:57 AM   #10
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take your negativity somewhere else...thanks!!

Everybody has been saying the same about you.. It finally happened, but only for a few days. lol
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Old 10-09-2007, 12:03 PM   #11
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Everybody has been saying the same about you.. It finally happened, but only for a few days. lol
I have and will always post on other forums, MH is not my life, just my forum home!!! thanks come again!!
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Old 10-09-2007, 12:06 PM   #12
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Old 10-09-2007, 12:19 PM   #13
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this is my only fourm...i feel lost again
like always!!! bwhahaha jk!!! I am on SEVERAL forums, even a MOD on one!!
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