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Old 10-06-2007, 03:45 PM   #1
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too small...

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion.

"If you want your to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my . "How long will this
take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my every day will make my larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your , didn't it?"


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Old 10-06-2007, 03:52 PM   #2
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thats old, but still phucked up. haha
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Old 10-06-2007, 04:07 PM   #3
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I chuckled. that is all
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Old 10-06-2007, 05:37 PM   #4
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Old 10-06-2007, 05:50 PM   #5
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Haha funny.
But in all reality. I like large .
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Old 10-06-2007, 09:38 PM   #6
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LMAO! hahahahaha
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Old 10-06-2007, 10:56 PM   #7
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Old 10-07-2007, 09:56 PM   #8
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Old joke, I don't believe he said that to you, or you said it to him. nice one though. pics of the proof would be better, you can guarantee we'll be honest.
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Old 10-07-2007, 10:24 PM   #10
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Yeah, ditto on the proof pics! Large are good, no matter how they come about...
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Old 10-08-2007, 01:26 AM   #11
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My mother-n-law told me that joke a while back. Still a good one though.
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Old 10-08-2007, 01:34 AM   #12
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heard it before but i still laughed a little.
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Old 10-08-2007, 02:36 AM   #13
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Small is good too. But gotta be perky. So just rub your nips...
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