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Old 10-01-2007, 03:51 PM   #1
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Cool This explains a lot!

had to share, because this is on a "need to know" basis...

Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim that an Unidentified flying object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been reportedly covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948,

exactly nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:


Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.

Hillary Rodham Clinton

John F. Kerry

William Jefferson Clinton

Howard Dean

Nancy Pelosi

Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

Barbara Boxer


See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? Certainly hope this piece of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.
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Old 10-01-2007, 03:53 PM   #2
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i hate them all as well but that was kinda sad
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Old 10-01-2007, 04:02 PM   #3
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i hate them all as well but that was kinda sad
Truth hurts?
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Old 10-01-2007, 04:05 PM   #4
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no the joke had some potential but it was a let down
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Old 10-01-2007, 04:14 PM   #5
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Guess you had to be there....


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Old 10-01-2007, 04:15 PM   #6
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Guess you had to be there....


hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

hahahahaha


see that was funny
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Old 10-01-2007, 04:20 PM   #7
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Isn't that 8 months?
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Old 10-01-2007, 04:22 PM   #8
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Hmmmm... It all comes together now.
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Isn't that 8 months?

hmmm maybe, maybe not... depends on the day of the month, I reckon

Ya see, ya young whipersnappers, back then things were a little different, and babies came out when they wanted to...


But then, Gore grew up and invented the intraweb, and all was right with the world.
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Isn't that 8 months?
I think the gestation period is only 8 months for ailen/human interracial hibidibi.
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Sound right to me. I am constantly asking myself what planet these people are from!!!
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Thanks, this answers alot of my questions.
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I think the gestation period is only 8 months for ailen/human interracial hibidibi.
HIBIDIBI?
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