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Old 09-28-2007, 10:35 AM   #21
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See, it's different if you are a girl. There is only one pick up word to get a guy. Unless you are absolutly hideous, guys don't play hard to get.
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Old 09-28-2007, 11:12 AM   #22
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yall should watch "th pick up artist" on VH1. alot of good stuff and they say dont use pick up lines but make yourself look non threatening
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Old 09-28-2007, 11:31 AM   #23
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yall should watch "th pick up artist" on VH1. alot of good stuff and they say dont use pick up lines but make yourself look non threatening

Don't take off the lids and pray that everyday is Holloween. Best pick up lines ain't gonna help you if you're F'ugly.
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Old 09-28-2007, 07:18 PM   #24
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I used this one a long long long time ago. (just in case the wife see's this:)


"hey, wanna f***"

And it worked!!!!
I never though you could get it just by asking for it. My life changed at that moment.


Several years later I got married.


Now I have to do chores to get laid. My wife says that me cooking and washing dishes turns her on now. WTF?
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Old 09-28-2007, 07:26 PM   #25
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i had a roommate in college that would just walk up to a girl and ask if she wanted to f***... most of the time he'd get blown off immediately, but usually he'd have 1 or 2 say yes and he knew they only wanted that and nothing else.... then it's easy
that's usually how it worked on the tour bus...after a couple of beers the guys would ask you wanna F***. If they said no they were told to get off the bus.
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Old 09-28-2007, 08:05 PM   #26
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If a guy would ask me if that was my boyfriend's motorcycle, he'd be damned for life right there.
For real!!

As for pick up lines, I never know how to respond. The most common one lately always seems to be.."you ride a motorcycle, that's hawt...wanna ride me sometime?" or some variation regarding horsepower between my legs. I seriously wondered how these guys could even think that would work...but from reading about the "wanna f**k" line working it's no wonder.
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Old 09-28-2007, 08:29 PM   #27
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haha pickup lines are funny as , great way to get some laughs ha.
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:02 PM   #28
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Pick up lines can be hilarious as long as the guy knows he is being ridiculous. It can be kind of cute...but just a hit boys...don't ever make fun of a chicks name. My name is Destiny, and guys always pull..."Your my destiny." "I have a date with Destiny." "Your kids are going to be destiny's child" "what is destiny's destiny" It's never good to make fun of the chicks name...gotta use something else. Just a little advice!
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:06 PM   #29
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how about..

chick: do you believe in love at first site? or should i walk by again?
Clayton: you should walk by again, and this time, dont stop.
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:10 PM   #30
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how about..

chick: do you believe in love at first site? or should i walk by again?
Clayton: you should walk by again, and this time, dont stop.
That is a great comeback!
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:13 PM   #31
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That is a great comeback!
lol... how about this one

chick: is this seat empty?
Clayton: ya, and this one will be to if you sit down
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:15 PM   #32
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Clayton: if i saw you naked, i'd die laughing
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Cruel, but hilarious! They get the point don't they!
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Cruel, but hilarious! They get the point don't they!
not always
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Cruel, but hilarious! They get the point don't they!
hmm... sometimes. sometimes they think i'm joking. :/:
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haha...dumb drunk girls,lol...If I had a nickel for every one I kicked off a bus
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If I want to scare a guy away...I usually just tell him I am a mechanical engineer. Then I stand up and am 6' tall, without heels. They don't stick around much after that...and if they do...they might stand a chance.
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haha...dumb drunk girls,lol...If I had a nickel for every one I kicked off a bus
werd.

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chick: have i seen you someplace before?
Clayton: yup, thats why i dont go there anymore.
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