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Old 09-28-2007, 08:31 AM   #1
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Okay, when I open my MSN Messenger, MSN Today opens and sometimes has some quite interesting stuff in there.

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Pick-up lines you must avoid!

To read about the worst pick-up lines that actually worked on someone, click here.

What do you ladies think? Personally, I hate pick up lines period. What's so bad about a "Hi, how are you doing?" True, pretty blah but unless the guy has some real talent, a pick up line is more the recipe for distaster than success...
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Old 09-28-2007, 08:32 AM   #2
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seriously, who does pick up lines?
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Old 09-28-2007, 08:48 AM   #3
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seriously, who does pick up lines?
More guys than you'd think. When I used to go clubbing a lot, I heard some pretty pathetic ones. Give a guy a few drinks too many and they think they are superman.
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Old 09-28-2007, 08:52 AM   #4
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I'll have to give this a read......... ROFLMAO
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Old 09-28-2007, 08:59 AM   #5
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(sits down at bar next to faylaricia)

"UHHHHHhhh, so tired...... you know, FERRARIS arent the most comfortable vehicles to own....."
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:01 AM   #6
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i got one....

"wow that picture on your shirt is very becoming, but of course if i was on your shirt, i'd be cuming too"

bwahahahahaha
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:05 AM   #7
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"UHHHHHhhh, so tired...... you know, FERRARIS arent the most comfortable vehicles to own....."
That one is not fair. I love Ferraris and my response would be "If you show me where you parked, I'll show you some very comfortable positions..."
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:07 AM   #8
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lol^^^^
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:08 AM   #9
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i think boost junky takes the win
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how about.....


"where's your boyfriend at?"

or

"is that your boyfriends car?"
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:19 AM   #11
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:22 AM   #12
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"is that your boyfriends car?"
If a guy would ask me if that was my boyfriend's motorcycle, he'd be damned for life right there.
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:23 AM   #13
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Been married to someone for 31 years, what the is a pickup line?:/:
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:24 AM   #14
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I got one!!!

Did you fart? Cause you blew me away!
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:29 AM   #15
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:35 AM   #16
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That one is not fair. I love Ferraris and my response would be "If you show me where you parked, I'll show you some very comfortable positions..."
See, its not about even if they work, but rather just finding the right one for the girl.
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i had a roommate in college that would just walk up to a girl and ask if she wanted to f***... most of the time he'd get blown off immediately, but usually he'd have 1 or 2 say yes and he knew they only wanted that and nothing else.... then it's easy
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:49 AM   #18
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i had a roommate in college that would just walk up to a girl and ask if she wanted to f***... most of the time he'd get blown off immediately, but usually he'd have 1 or 2 say yes and he knew they only wanted that and nothing else.... then it's easy

Was he French?
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Old 09-28-2007, 10:22 AM   #19
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this is how it goes

me: Hi Im Lil' McKee
girl: THE LITTLE MCKEE!
Me: the one and only baby
girl: undo your pants NOW!
me: eh, ok
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Old 09-28-2007, 10:23 AM   #20
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ok...this ACTUALLY work once....
" Fu*k me if I'm wrong...but you want to kiss me "

Don't remember where I heard it...but i at LEAST got a kiss!!
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