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|09-26-2007, 08:37 AM||#1|
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WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REAL JOBS
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan'
> all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids
> copulate me."
> New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming
> season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes
> And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own
> mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To
> I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."
> Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John
> Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
> Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann in 1996: "Nobody
> in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman
> Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going
> graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." (now that is
> Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up
> alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of
> line up in a circle."
> Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter
> Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went
> prison for three years, not Princeton " (This one is clever.)
> Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a
> color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how
> spell my name, I can still find my clothes."
> Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of
> heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in
> morning regardless of what time it is."
> Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to
> Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's
> expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an
> aunt." (I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January?)
> Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him,
> 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said,
> don't know and I don't care." (A favorite)
> Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he
> a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like
> spending too much time on one subject." (Probably one of the best
> one-liners ever, but completely wasted on the player in question.)
> Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Phillips when asked by Bob
> Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips
> "Because she is too ugly to kiss good-bye." (Dead man walkin'!!!)
"I haven't seen the crash, but I think Marc needs to be penalized for two or three seasons! Until I stop racing!"-VR46
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|09-26-2007, 08:41 AM||#2|
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That's what happens when so much media is put upon college athletes.
That's also what happens when these kids take classes like "film appretiation"....
|09-26-2007, 09:18 AM||#5|
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