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Old 09-14-2007, 09:29 AM   #1
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The dangers is everywhere ...

So, I'm working my way through traffic this morning. Of course, my lane isn't moving and the lane next to mine is. I find an opening and go for it ... no prob. Then I come up to a white convertable on my left ... got this 20 something girl in a tight shirt doing some sort of upper body stretching exercise ... of course I'm looking ... I even get a smile from her (sweet!) ... then I noticed out of the corner of my eye that the car in front of me is stopped .... jump on the front brakes ... locked it up, even got the front tire to skip twice and bottom out the front end. Saved it, but in doing so, racked my nuts up against the tank ... dudes ... keep alert out there ... and don't tell my wife.
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Old 09-14-2007, 09:32 AM   #2
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So, I'm working my way through traffic this morning. Of course, my lane isn't moving and the lane next to mine is. I find an opening and go for it ... no prob. Then I come up to a white convertable on my left ... got this 20 something girl in a tight shirt doing some sort of upper body stretching exercise ... of course I'm looking ... I even get a smile from her (sweet!) ... then I noticed out of the corner of my eye that the car in front of me is stopped .... jump on the front brakes ... locked it up, even got the front tire to skip twice and bottom out the front end. Saved it, but in doing so, racked my nuts up against the tank ... dudes ... keep alert out there ... and don't tell my wife.
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Old 09-14-2007, 09:36 AM   #4
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So, I'm working my way through traffic this morning. Of course, my lane isn't moving and the lane next to mine is. I find an opening and go for it ... no prob. Then I come up to a white convertable on my left ... got this 20 something girl in a tight shirt doing some sort of upper body stretching exercise ... of course I'm looking ... I even get a smile from her (sweet!) ... then I noticed out of the corner of my eye that the car in front of me is stopped .... jump on the front brakes ... locked it up, even got the front tire to skip twice and bottom out the front end. Saved it, but in doing so, racked my nuts up against the tank ... dudes ... keep alert out there ... and don't tell my wife.
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Old 09-14-2007, 09:40 AM   #5
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Old 09-14-2007, 09:51 AM   #6
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Old 09-14-2007, 09:52 AM   #7
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hahaha the nut cracker.
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Old 09-14-2007, 10:16 AM   #9
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I think it is "The dangers "are" everywhere." Sorry couldn't help myself. Funny story though.
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Old 09-14-2007, 10:19 AM   #10
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I think it is "The dangers "are" everywhere." Sorry couldn't help myself. Funny story though.
Yeah, I tried to change it, but the edit feature will only let you change content not the title.

It's amazing how long the pain stays with you. Luckily my lane started moving along soon after and I didn't have to witness the girl laughing at me, though I'm sure she was.
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Old 09-14-2007, 10:30 AM   #12
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Yeah, I tried to change it, but the edit feature will only let you change content not the title.

It's amazing how long the pain stays with you. Luckily my lane started moving along soon after and I didn't have to witness the girl laughing at me, though I'm sure she was.
Ever since Eve, girls are bad news. One time a friend of mine was pulling my dad's boat while I was following him in a nissan truck. Well two good lookin girls walk by and I say "Heeeyyy Baby" looked back at the road and low behold my friend had stopped leaving me to slam into my dad's boat. Well the prop was all the way up by the windsheild and I wanted to move to mexico before my dad killed me. Women they getcha in trouble for sure.
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Old 09-14-2007, 10:37 AM   #13
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Just simple additional information please.... You know, for clarification so i don't have the same issues.....

Location (be specific please)?
Direction of travel?
Exact Time?
Make / Model of white convertible?
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Old 09-14-2007, 10:49 AM   #14
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Pretty girls do give you the "blue " if you're can't control yourself.
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Old 09-14-2007, 10:54 AM   #15
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Reminds me of the moron who, on the highway, reached out to tickle a cute girl's feet dangling out a window. Just when he was about to tickle....BAM, he T-boned a stopped pickup truck.
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Reminds me of the moron who, on the highway, reached out to tickle a cute girl's feet dangling out a window. Just when he was about to tickle....BAM, he T-boned a stopped pickup truck.
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Old 09-14-2007, 11:21 AM   #17
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... and don't tell my wife.
don't post it on a public forum....
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Old 09-14-2007, 12:08 PM   #18
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yeah, I always see blondes with tight skirts and tanks driving convertibles on westheimer. I just glance at them and then filter out of the trafic. that's why i love motorcycles.
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Old 09-14-2007, 01:28 PM   #20
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So, I'm working my way through traffic this morning. Of course, my lane isn't moving and the lane next to mine is. I find an opening and go for it ... no prob. Then I come up to a white convertable on my left ... got this 20 something girl in a tight shirt doing some sort of upper body stretching exercise ... of course I'm looking ... I even get a smile from her (sweet!) ... then I noticed out of the corner of my eye that the car in front of me is stopped .... jump on the front brakes ... locked it up, even got the front tire to skip twice and bottom out the front end. Saved it, but in doing so, racked my nuts up against the tank ... dudes ... keep alert out there ... and don't tell my wife.
lol!!!
I have seen guys that are riding with a group and they star at their buddy's chick on the back of is bike and almost wreck !! EYES ON THE ROAD!!

BTW you should tell your wife, I think she would think it was funny, I would think it was funny if my guy told me a story like that!!!
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