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Old 09-14-2007, 09:29 AM   #1
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I hate my job

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package, and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement, 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested' .

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so grateful I do not work in Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE THAN YOURS
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When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package, and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement, 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested' .

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so grateful I do not work in Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE THAN YOURS



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is that corn on the tip of the thermometer?
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I used to work for Johnson & Johnson....



....I still pewp mercury :/:
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some people actually like that job, refer to mckee's post


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When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package, and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement, 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested' .

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so grateful I do not work in Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE THAN YOURS

I'm interested in knowing how you found this out?
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:/: atleast i know the temperature wherever i go.
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:/: atleast i know the temperature wherever i go.
walking thermometer
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you can tell buy how far my nipples stick out
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now that was just wrong it would be fine if you were a girl
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