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Old 09-13-2007, 11:38 AM   #1
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GIRLS NIGHT OUT

The other night I was invited out for a night with"the girls." I told my
>husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours
>passed and the margaritas went down WAY too easy.
>Around 3 a.m., a bitloaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
>door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
>Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
>9 times.
>I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
>solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him.(Even when
>totally smashed)...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT .
>The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
>"Midnight"!. He didn't seem offat all. Got away with that one!
>Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
>When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, lastnight our clock cuckooed
>three times, then said, "Oh sh#@.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
>throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
>tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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Old 09-13-2007, 11:41 AM   #2
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Old 09-13-2007, 01:33 PM   #4
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my niece sent me this i thought it was pretty funny.
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Old 09-13-2007, 01:36 PM   #5
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I thought about buying a racehorse and naming it 'my face'. He's cheap and not any good, but I want wait to hear all the women at the track yelling. "Come on My FACE
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Old 09-13-2007, 01:38 PM   #6
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