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Old 09-12-2007, 12:03 PM   #21
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How about the idiot in the 10 items or less self check out lane with a BASKET full of stuff!?!
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Old 09-12-2007, 01:14 PM   #22
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...I hate going to the local walmart picking up 4 or 5 items, going to the single register that handles cigarettes and wait behind someone with a full shopping cart. (Particularly when it was a 10 items or less register).

Here are some novel concepts...

Don't block a lane in a parking lot, because you want to see if that person might be leaving. The extra 100 feet you're going to have to walk to the door isn't going to kill you.

If you have to buy your lottery/scratch off tickets... get them, gtf out of the darn way and let someone else pay for their items. Know what you want, don't waste my time by trying to decide which mix of scratch offs you want while your standing at the register.

If traffic is heavy and you can't clear the intersection before it changes...don't park your in the middle of the intersection. Part of the reason traffic is so slow and farked up there, is because some other moron with their head shoved up their rectal cavity already did it. Be a solution not part of the friggin problem.


...I'm on a motorcycle, with leather gloves. Exactly where do you think I have change stored that is easily retrieved?
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Old 09-12-2007, 01:34 PM   #23
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Old 09-12-2007, 01:41 PM   #24
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Old 09-12-2007, 01:54 PM   #25
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Old 09-12-2007, 02:16 PM   #26
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Old 09-12-2007, 02:16 PM   #27
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I hate it when you ask a doctor about the healing time and you frown at their answer and the doctor says "then don't ride motorcycles anymore". Or any other negative comment about any of my injuries caused by my hobbies period. It is their job to help me with their medical expertise and fix me up and get me back to what I like doing not to lecture.

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I hate it when you ask a doctor about the healing time and you frown at their answer and the doctor says "then don't ride motorcycles anymore". Or any other negative comment about any of my injuries caused by my hobbies period. It is their job to help me with their medical expertise and fix me up and get me back to what I like doing not to lecture.

+1

Next time they say that you should say and you make your living off seeing sick people that could kill you with some new virus. Whatever.
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Old 09-12-2007, 02:40 PM   #31
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Next time they say that you should say and you make your living off seeing sick people that could kill you with some new virus. Whatever.
I told the second to last doctor who said this that I was job security and why he would say that? He left the room shaking his head and not even saying a Bye or anything. I sat there, wondering what the heck was going on. Was I done? Needless to say, I switched doctors, seeing Dr. Lou now and he rocks!
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Old 09-12-2007, 03:31 PM   #32
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Haha, next time I am looking for a restroom I am going to point to my crotch.
I work with an retired cop who heads our growing little police academy here, and he told me what is either a time-worn cop-joke or something that actually happened to him. A woman came in to report a rape, and when the officer taking the report asked her where the crime had occured, she indignantly looked at him and pointed to her crotch proclaiming "here!" He told it like it was a first hand experience, so I dunno.

Sorry, I know this is a bit OT, but it just seemed to fit in with the thread's theme.
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Old 09-12-2007, 03:33 PM   #34
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Old 09-12-2007, 03:41 PM   #35
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PREACH IT!

How about the idiot who slows down on the ON Ramp to the freeway - or my personal favorite STOPS on the On Ramp. (Not with the stupid light mind you.)
+3458230498537498729384!!!! I ****in hate that!!!
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:22 PM   #36
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I hate it when you ask a doctor about the healing time and you frown at their answer and the doctor says "then don't ride motorcycles anymore". Or any other negative comment about any of my injuries caused by my hobbies period. It is their job to help me with their medical expertise and fix me up and get me back to what I like doing not to lecture.

don't even get me started on doctors, oh wait i already started; I went to the doctor after a car wreck for BACK PAIN, the doctor proceeds to tel me that I am due for me "girl check up" I was furious, I told him that I was there for BACK PAIN that there was nothing wrong with my pu**y and I left.
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Old 09-12-2007, 09:25 PM   #37
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, they should go to the 10 or less line or the self checkout. Just my opinion.

NO NO NO!! When you go to the 10 item or less line and and the jack a$$ in front of you has way more items than the sign says!

OR

You go to the self checkout line and the person in front of you has NO CLUE what the F$%K they are doing. It's not hard to figure out!!!
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