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Old 09-12-2007, 11:16 AM   #1
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9 things I hate about everyone

1.
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time
.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the is yours? Do I point at
my
crotch when I ask where the toilet is?



2.
People who are willing to get off their to search the
entire room
for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V.
and change
the channel manually.




3.
When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat
it too'.
right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?




4.
When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of
course it
is. Why the would you keep looking after you've found
it? Do
people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their
!




5.
When
people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No
Loser, I paid
$12 to come to the cinema and stare at the
floor.




6.
People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really
give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?


7.
When
something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there
has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there
must have been something before it, couldn't be
new.




8.
When
people say 'life is short'. What the ?? Life is the
longest
thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's
longer?




9.
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the
bus come
yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here,
dumbass?
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:19 AM   #2
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Haha, next time I am looking for a restroom I am going to point to my crotch.
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^would make a great avatar
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:26 AM   #4
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Haha, next time I am looking for a restroom I am going to point to my crotch.
i'll point to it for you
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:28 AM   #5
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i saw that coming lol
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i saw that coming lol
Yeah I don't know what I was thinking. I should have known better.
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:45 AM   #8
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How about when you're at the groecery store and your cart is as full as it can be, you've been shopping for what seems to be an eternity and some goof ball with three things in thier hand comes up and asks if they can go ahead of you like there life is any more pressing that yours. I hate that and i say" uh NO"
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How about when you're at the groecery store and your cart is as full as it can be, you've been shopping for what seems to be an eternity and some goof ball with three things in thier hand comes up and asks if they can go ahead of you like there life is any more pressing that yours. I hate that and i say" uh NO"
I let them...
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How about when you're at the groecery store and your cart is as full as it can be, you've been shopping for what seems to be an eternity and some goof ball with three things in thier hand comes up and asks if they can go ahead of you like there life is any more pressing that yours. I hate that and i say" uh NO"
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:49 AM   #11
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i gues i'm mean, but if i have to spend that much time in a store picking out all the things we need and get to the register, that is like the straight away just before the checkerd flag for me no way am i gonna let someone take that from me unless it is a little old person and in that case I offer for them to go ahead. If someone is in a hurry they shouldn't get behind someone that has thier cart filled to the rim, they should go to the 10 or less line or the self checkout. Just my opinion.
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Haha, next time I am looking for a restroom I am going to point to my crotch.


be very careful doing that.. someone might get the wrong idea..
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:52 AM   #14
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Ha ha, sorry comfy, looks like your thread got pulled into the PW perv threads.
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maybe if they have one item

or if she's cute
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:56 AM   #16
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PREACH IT!

How about the idiot who slows down on the ON Ramp to the freeway - or my personal favorite STOPS on the On Ramp. (Not with the stupid light mind you.)


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how about the car that speeds up to pass you then slows down when they get in front of you
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:59 AM   #19
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How about the idiot in the 10 items or less self check out lane with a BASKET full of stuff!?!
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or the guy that sees Naida point to her crotch.... i don't know, i just think that's a funny visual
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