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Old 09-10-2007, 01:04 PM   #1
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Dog Food...



I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was
in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On
impulse, I told her no and that I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention
here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my
story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been
sitting in the street licking my and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid lady...why else would I buy dog food?
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Old 09-10-2007, 01:07 PM   #3
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i heared it before but its a good one
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Old 09-10-2007, 01:08 PM   #6
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U so funny, she was prolly hittin on U.
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U so funny, she was prolly hittin on U.
uh that was an e-mail i received... and I am a girl so I doubt SHE was hitting on me


and OOPS sorry its old... first time for me to read that one...
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uh that was an e-mail i received... and I am a girl so I doubt SHE was hitting on me


and OOPS sorry its old... first time for me to read that one...
I know u are a girl, I dont think that matters these days, we live in a whole new millenium U know
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Old 09-10-2007, 03:36 PM   #9
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WE BUY 150 LBS. OF DOG FOOD EVERY 2 DAYS. Someone always asks "do you have a big dog" I will have to remember this one.
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