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Old 09-09-2007, 10:47 AM   #1
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I've got about $75,000 to spend, help

me pick out one of these, nothing too immature, nothing too used.

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Old 09-09-2007, 10:51 AM   #2
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Old 09-09-2007, 10:53 AM   #3
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haha thats some funny chit there
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Old 09-09-2007, 10:55 AM   #4
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"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

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Old 09-09-2007, 11:38 AM   #5
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thats some f--d up stuff
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Old 09-09-2007, 11:42 AM   #6
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I hope that is a joke...if it is not it is ****ed up and wrong...
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Old 09-09-2007, 12:05 PM   #8
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ted nugent would like this site
or, no..actually his would be marry-your-daughter.com
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Old 09-09-2007, 01:29 PM   #10
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Ok, that has to be a jokw! I can't bear the tought of a human soul being for sale.
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Old 09-09-2007, 01:41 PM   #11
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This is hillarious
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Old 09-09-2007, 01:44 PM   #12
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They claim under "About Us"

"Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their Daughters."


For a Biblical tradition all of the Testimonials sure are about money, cars and other material things.
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Old 09-09-2007, 02:13 PM   #13
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it has got to be a joke though
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Old 09-09-2007, 02:26 PM   #14
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i am curious to know what you were looking for when you found this???
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Old 09-09-2007, 02:40 PM   #15
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I feel a little dirty just having looked at it.



But then, I sorta like that feeling...
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Old 09-09-2007, 03:23 PM   #16
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Who amongst us hit the propose button?

Which one of you sick b@stards is going to find out if this is real?
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Old 09-09-2007, 03:23 PM   #17
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lol, you were looking for more pics huh
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Old 09-09-2007, 03:43 PM   #18
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THAT IS ONE OF THOSE "GO TO JAIL , GO DIRCT. TO JAIL DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT COL 200. DOLLAR " CARDS
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Ok, that has to be a jokw! I can't bear the tought of a human soul being for sale.
it happens in other countries for real :/:
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Old 09-09-2007, 04:23 PM   #20
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obviously fake, esp after reading the testimonials. also suspicious that none of the links to make the site work correctly are functional. eye opening though!
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