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Old 09-04-2007, 11:12 AM   #21
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This is hilarious.

Ask her whats on the menu and what her rules are.
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Old 09-04-2007, 11:13 AM   #22
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haha, this is so funny.
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Old 09-04-2007, 11:25 AM   #23
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Old 09-04-2007, 11:29 AM   #24
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haha this is awesome....

*waits for her reply*
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Old 09-04-2007, 12:32 PM   #25
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Old 09-04-2007, 01:29 PM   #26
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so i tell her more pictures because she might have cute face but be too thick for me. she writes this back and sends these pics...

Im thick and curvy but in a good way. Proptorional, you know?

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what is PROPtorional?
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Old 09-04-2007, 01:30 PM   #27
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i asked her what the rules are, we'll wait for the reply
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Old 09-04-2007, 01:31 PM   #28
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hahaha, she's proptorional
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Old 09-04-2007, 01:32 PM   #29
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*she has a wooden spoon....


...i like it where its going...
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Old 09-04-2007, 01:32 PM   #30
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this is crazy....at the end send her a link to this thread!
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Old 09-04-2007, 01:33 PM   #31
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Old 09-04-2007, 01:33 PM   #32
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...i like it where its going...
yeah, we'll play the wooden spoon game.... i'll smack her on the head a few times with it!!
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Old 09-04-2007, 01:34 PM   #34
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this is crazy....at the end send her a link to this thread!
we ALL should, she'd get like 50 emails and know that we ALL saw it!!! dumb hooker just wants a bike!!
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Old 09-04-2007, 01:34 PM   #35
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i AGREE!!!!
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I think the wooden spoon thing might be an EAST TX thing....LOL!
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Old 09-04-2007, 01:41 PM   #38
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funniest i have see all day.
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i'll tell her i was just spreading the word... and fyi, i haven't sent a single pic of myself, she has sent all of these sight unknown... she must really want a bike
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