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Old 08-31-2007, 08:50 PM   #1
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A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore
off the driver's door.

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Porsche, his lights flashing.

But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started
screaming hysterically about how his Porsche, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how hard the body shop tries to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you ignore the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"

"OH, MY !" screamed the lawyer.










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hey now, we don't make fun of motorcycle mechanics
That's because there's not a lot of jokes about motorcycle mechanics. (hey would you make fun of the guy working on your bike?!)

However, if I google "lawyer jokes", I get a few pages worth!

It's all in fun. In a former life I used to hear lots of engineer jokes directed at me, so I know how you feel.
Glad to see everyone is enjoying this one!
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