Welcome to MotoHouston.com! You are currently viewing our forums as a guest which gives you limited access to the community. By joining our free community you will have access to great discounts from our sponsors, the ability to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content, free email, classifieds, and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free, join our community!
If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.
|Like us on Facebook! Regular shirt GIVEAWAYS and more|
Share This Thread:
|Subscribe to this Thread||Thread Tools|
|08-30-2007, 09:27 PM||#1|
Join Date: Jun 2005
Feedback Rating: (2)
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her father cussed her 'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call?
Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?
The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute....'
'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family.'
'OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million.
For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera , and....'
Before she could finish, her dad interupted her, 'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' said her dad.
Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.'
'Oh! Be Jesus, Mary and Joseph!! Ye scared me half to death, girl!
I thought ye said a Protestant!!! Come here and give yer old man a hug!'
Call or PM for the BEST PRICES in Houston for PARTS and ACCESSORIES.
MAKE SURE TO MENTION YOU'RE ON MH TO GET THE BEST PRICE!
NEED GEAR? We have a great selection in stock but if we need to order it we GUARANTEE FIT!
Where Houston riders go to have their bikes worked on, done right the first time!
1964 FM 1960 West
Houston, TX 77090
Hours: Tues.-Fri. 9:30-6:00 Sat. 9-5:30
|Thread||Thread Starter||Forum||Replies||Last Post|
|how the Irish do it||Grinchy||Taking it to the Track||5||01-29-2012 12:11 AM|
|The Irish Mick||DNGRMOUSE||Off Topic||10||05-17-2009 08:47 PM|
|Irish Joke||kdog22||Off Topic||4||03-24-2009 04:25 PM|
|08-30-2007, 11:04 PM||#3|
51% Geek, 49% SuperHero
Join Date: Nov 2005
Feedback Rating: (0)