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Old 08-30-2007, 09:27 PM   #1
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An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.

Upon her return, her father cussed her 'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call?
Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?

The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute....'

'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family.'

'OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million.

For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera , and....'

Before she could finish, her dad interupted her, 'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' said her dad.

Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.'

'Oh! Be Jesus, Mary and Joseph!! Ye scared me half to death, girl!
I thought ye said a Protestant!!! Come here and give yer old man a hug!'
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Old 08-30-2007, 11:05 PM   #4
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