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Old 08-30-2007, 11:46 AM   #1
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Should Children Witness Child Birth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded
to the call. The house
was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a
3-yr old girl to hold a
flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while
he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little
while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by
his little feet and
spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The
paramedic then thanked
Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr
old what she thought
about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly respo nd ed, "He shouldn't have
crawled in there in the
first place .......smack his again!"

If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.
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Old 08-30-2007, 11:47 AM   #2
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Old 08-30-2007, 11:49 AM   #3
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Old 08-30-2007, 12:02 PM   #4
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Old 08-30-2007, 12:13 PM   #5
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Old 08-30-2007, 12:29 PM   #8
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Old 08-30-2007, 12:37 PM   #9
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Hilarious - just picturing one of my nieces doing the same thing. Gotta love the innocence and honesty of a child.
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