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|08-29-2007, 05:52 AM||#1|
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By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS..?
In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to
learn the NEW English language!? Practice by reading the following
conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".
With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in with the growing
Now, here goes...
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
Room Service (Ride Smart): "Morrin.? Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Ride Smart: " Rye.? Roon sirbees...morrin!? Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
G: "Uh.....? Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
Ride Smart: "Ow July den?"
G: "... ..What??"
Ride Smart: "Ow July den?!?...? pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G: "Oh, the eggs!? How do I like them?? Sorry...? scrambled, please."
Ride Smart: "Ow July dee baykem?? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
Ride Smart: "Hokay.? An Sahn toes?"
Ride Smart: "An toes.? July Sahn toes?"
G: "I...? don't think so"
Ride Smart: "No?? Judo wan sahn toes???"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn
Ride Smart: "Toes!? Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes?? Ow bow Anglish moppin we
G: "Oh, English muffin!!!? I've got it!? You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
Ride Smart: "We bodder?"
G: "No, just put the bodder on the side."
Ride Smart: "Wad?!?"
G: "I mean butter...? just put the butter on the side."
Ride Smart: "Copy?
G: "Excuse me?"
Ride Smart: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes.? Coffee, please...? and that's everything."
Ride Smart: "One Minnie.? Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on
sigh and copy..? rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
Ride Smart: "Tenjooberrymuds."
G: "You're welcome."