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Old 08-17-2007, 02:01 PM   #1
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older women are great

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis.
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Old 08-17-2007, 02:10 PM   #3
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Old 08-17-2007, 02:14 PM   #4
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Old 08-17-2007, 06:35 PM   #7
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i'm not prejudice....i'll take old women or young women....big girls need love too :laughing6
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I thought the rule was to trade 'em in when they hit 40....











.... for 2 20 years old?















....unless she's a super-hawt MILF
















Then you only need one 20 year old on the side. :icon_bigg
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Does that mean if you wait long enough till she's 60, you get 3 x 20 yrs?
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Does that mean if you wait long enough till she's 60, you get 3 x 20 yrs?
prolly kill ya at 60, but what the could u think of a better way to go? only at 80
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