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Old 08-17-2007, 09:00 AM   #1
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"""WTF HOUSTON"""???????????????????

So i went to the tavern yesterday and met some great people, btw, thanks for the beer dbuck..... anyways, i go to leave and i get a little lost, my phone is dead so i cant call anyone so i pull up to a stop light and get a guy to roll down his window, i ask him how to get to I-10 and he tells me, i thank him and say sorry, im not from around here, at this time, he turns on his dome light and now i can see he is buck naked stokin his d*ck and the motherf-er ask me if i want a bl*wjob.... WTF HOUSTON?????????????????????????????? next time i come in town i will have my pistol with me.

well, never being put in that situation before the only thing i could reply with is .......... uhhhh... no thanks, im good.

its funny this morning but last night i was like wtf/??

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wtf is with me having to go back thru and put the words "dead" "naked" " bl*wjob" back in the post, i can understand bl*wjob, but the other 2?
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Old 08-17-2007, 09:07 AM   #5
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oh my that is fugged up! but funny cuz it didnt happen to me. you found a real winner to ask for directions.
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Old 08-17-2007, 09:08 AM   #7
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Old 08-17-2007, 09:13 AM   #9
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Welcome to houston bro:laughing6You can't get people that friendly anywhere else. That was very cool of him to try to make yoour visit enjoyable:laughing6Unbelieveable really man that sucks, no pun intended. Hope you don't think we're all perverted nymphomaniacs, granted most of us are but not all of us:laughing6:laughing6:laughing6:laughing6:gesture :"Hey big boy" :laughing6:laughing6
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Welcome to houston bro:laughing6You can't get people that friendly anywhere else. That was very cool of him to try to make yoour visit enjoyable:laughing6Unbelieveable really man that sucks, no pun intended. Hope you don't think we're all perverted nymphomaniacs, granted most of us are but not all of us:laughing6:laughing6:laughing6:laughing6:gesture :"Hey big boy" :laughing6:laughing6

ha ha he did go out of his way to help! just a little too out of the way
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You've at least got to buy the sheep a beer or two first. :laughing6
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Old 08-17-2007, 11:51 AM   #16
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Sorry I didn't get to make it out there last night. I was at a red neck bar for one of my friends bdays. Next time you come into town I'm there.
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So i went to the tavern yesterday and met some great people, btw, thanks for the beer dbuck..... anyways, i go to leave and i get a little lost, my phone is dead so i cant call anyone so i pull up to a stop light and get a guy to roll down his window, i ask him how to get to I-10 and he tells me, i thank him and say sorry, im not from around here, at this time, he turns on his dome light and now i can see he is buck naked stokin his d*ck and the motherf-er ask me if i want a bl*wjob.... WTF HOUSTON?????????????????????????????? next time i come in town i will have my pistol with me.

well, never being put in that situation before the only thing i could reply with is .......... uhhhh... no thanks, im good.

its funny this morning but last night i was like wtf/??
You know you said yeah sure why not!:laughing6

J/K man...
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Maybe you were dressed like f*g-bait last nigh or something. :dontknow:
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