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Old 08-16-2007, 03:35 PM   #1
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mexican white boy

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A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking.

He puts his hand in the flour & wipes it all over his face saying, "Mom,
look, I'm a white boy." His mom slaps him in the face & says, "Go show
your father".


He goes to his dad in the living room & says, "Look dad, I'm a white
boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face & says, "Go show your
grandmother." The boy goes in his grandmothers room & says, "Mira,
abuelita, I'm a white boy." His grandmother slaps him in the face &
sends him back to his mother.

His mother says, "See. Did you learn anything from that?"

To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white for 5
minutes & I already don't like you Mexicans."
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Old 08-16-2007, 03:39 PM   #2
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lol

i was asked if i was "black" the other day. ???
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Old 08-16-2007, 03:46 PM   #3
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i was asked if i was "black" the other day. ???
hahaha! thats better than scootertrash's joke :laughing6
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Old 08-16-2007, 04:34 PM   #4
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hahaha! thats better than scootertrash's joke :laughing6
thats some funny stuff right there folks! I was seriously laughing and going to write the same thing!
ok, I gotta ask, what were you doing to make someone think you were black?
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thats some funny stuff right there folks! I was seriously laughing and going to write the same thing!
ok, I gotta ask, what were you doing to make someone think you were black?
dunno, was at krogers buying some groceries........lol
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