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Old 08-10-2007, 10:56 AM   #1
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A woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

I'm a stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what?............ A stretcher? And just what does a stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the do you do with a 6 foot ?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

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