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|07-16-2005, 09:12 AM||#1|
a nun is walking down the street one night and approaches a bar. as she passes the bar, a drunk stumbles out a catches her with a hook to the face. the nun immediately goes down, but the drunk brings her to her feet by the back of her collar. before she has a chance to scream for help the drunk punches her in the stomach and then finishes her with an uppercut. the nun, with blood running down her face, hits the pavement hard and the drunk proceeds to kicking her while she is down. at this moment, the drunk's friends run out of the bar and pull him away from the nun while he screams, "you're not so tough now are you, batman?!?"
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|07-16-2005, 10:25 AM||#3|
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eddie......what the ?????? i'm pretty hung over right now, but i'm pretty sure i wouldn't get that joke even if i was sober
here's a real joke!!!!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle' attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, 'Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!'
The shopkeeper said, 'By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!'
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, ' it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!'