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Old 08-08-2007, 03:22 PM   #1
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What cuss words really mean

mom calls the husband a ''

and then the dad calls the wife a ""


and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a and a ?"

and the mom says "well, a is a lady and a is a gentlemen"




and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your in my !"


So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a and ?"



His moms says "Well Billy, a is a hat and a is a coat"

and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says ""


and billy said "Dad, whats "

And then his dad says
"Well billy, is a type of Shaving cream "


and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!"


and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?"

"Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey"


and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says


"Hello and bastards, may i take your 's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ing the Turkey"
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