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Old 08-08-2007, 03:02 PM   #1
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best/worst drunk story

lets hear your best drunk story...

for me it was at my friends after prom weekend at canyon lake... drank excess amounts of everything in site... beerr,shots, body shots, trash can punch ect.... got to the point i was bouncing off walls, ppl, guard rails, chairs and had the drunk face going on... one eye closed, the other half open, and jaw dropped and could barely talk... anyways we had the urge to float the last keg(3kegs in about 2hrs) so i consumed alot of beer in a short period of time after being completely faced. some guy had a "great idea" to smoke out of a bong... this is back when i used to smoke all the time. took a huge rip passed the bong, stood up stumbled outside.. starred at the wall while leaning on the guardrail out on the porch area... then i just fell. could not move at all.. started vomiting and ended up layin in my own vomit for about 3hrs(throwing up for about half that time) finally got up walked to my truck and hoped in the bed.. passed out and woke up when i realized it was raining.. ended up sleepin in my truck with throwup all over my face and shirt. ha woke up still drunk and headed back to my apartment in san marcos... ha i have not smoked sense(thank ! cant stand the smell of it any more)

and then for the best drunk story..
a bunch of us went to g-town for the weekend with about 4-5bagged trucks and my buddys huge monster show truck(the big one that was at the car meet last night for those who were there) headed to crystal beach started drinkin beers at about 8-9am... partied on the beach til about 7-8pm and i had about 30 beers in me by then.. and im the friendliest guy and talking to random ppl i see. we end up going to joes crab shack to eat.. im sitting out side by the window waiting to be seated.. there was a group of girls inside and i was just waving and smiling at them.. they waved me to come in. so when i go inside and talk to them, they tell me its a bachelorrette party, they end up sayin "your a really bold guy huh?" i am too drunk to make sense of it and ask if its a good thing or not ha they said around a bunch of married women probally not, but single women, your gonna get laid!! haha i got all excited about that and went back to my group. after dinner i was back out in the big truck drinkin more beer and some NAVY officers came out and i ended up talking to them for about 30mins about the truck and what not, after they left, 2 guys and their wives come out(good looking wives for sure) the husbands say get a picture infront of it to their wives... i tell them to get in the picture and ill take it, they both say no you go get in the picture with your buddy, so after the picture im like , they are drunk too. "HEY YAL WANNA COME PARTY WITH US?" haha they just laugh and say maybe next time.. so after we leave joes crab shack, we head to a gas station and i see 2 cars full of girls who are yellin at us, and they follor us to the gas station, i get to talking to them and they are also having a bachelorette party. i end up talking to the bride to be's mom and shes like "we are gettin fawkin wasted tonight, why dont you come with us to the club" im like sweeet! gonna see drunk women at a bachelorrette party!! but then i get screwed over by everyone else b/c they are like im tired, im sunburnt, blah blah, one of the most fun weekends ive had that i dont remmeber alot of haha
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Old 08-08-2007, 03:08 PM   #2
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too many words to type, if you're that interested I'd be glad to tell you in person....let's just say peein' in the tent is the worst.....threesomes are on the other side of the spectrum.
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a would have made it more interesting
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Old 08-08-2007, 03:12 PM   #5
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heres mine:

i arrest man for dwi
he and in pants
i stick hand in pants to check for weapons

surprise!!

lucky for me....i wear latex glove

:laughing6:laughing6:laughing6:laughing6:lau ghing6:laughing6:laughing6:laughing6:laughing6:lau ghing6:laughing6:laughing6:laughing6:laughing6:lau ghing6:laughing6:laughing6
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Old 08-08-2007, 03:20 PM   #9
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ok ok heres another one.


Get a call about a naked woman at la branch / pierce. I promptly take said call.

Get there and its a naked crack head.


I mean its a really really naked crackhead.


oh, yeah ..................she's on the rag too. How do I know.....because I'm looking at it.


she was drunk too. thank for alcohol huh?




She says to me: "Don't be staring at the cooch hoe, you know you wanna hit this."
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She says to me: "Don't be staring at the cooch hoe, you know you wanna hit this."


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dude, You need to write a book that's a collection of 4 sentence cop stories. I'd buy it.
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i arrest man for dwi
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surprise!!

lucky for me....i wear latex glove
BAAAHAA!!!!!!!
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my worst drunk story, for my 21st bday, i started drinking liquor early, ended up at slick , got asked to leave........... ended up a bar, some girls stripped at it........ at the end, dj asks if anyone wants to strip for the ladies,
long story short, i woke up the next morning in my boxers, with some dollar bills stuck to my leg......... ill never show my face there again
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To add to the story......I had no idea there was a video. I played a prank on my friend. I stole her profile pic on myspace and posted a bulletin saying she was having a party. It was pretty funny until she retaliated with this video.

And yes.....I know Im a white boy!

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So drunk I fell asleep at a stop light. Who knows how long Ive been there..
Bahaha... my manager at my last job had a similar story.

He was wasted in the Jack in the Box drive through, and you know at night they take their sweet time. Well next thing he remembers is some dude banging on his window asking if he was alive. Apparently he had fallen asleep for a good 30 mins in the drive through.
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my worst drunk story, for my 21st bday, i started drinking liquor early, ended up at slick , got asked to leave........... ended up a bar, some girls stripped at it........ at the end, dj asks if anyone wants to strip for the ladies,
long story short, i woke up the next morning in my boxers, with some dollar bills stuck to my leg......... ill never show my face there again

i would go back lmao
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