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Old 08-03-2007, 07:56 AM   #1
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Talking Magic Beer

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at the bar by himself.

She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.

"Magic Beer," he says.

She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the man sitting at he bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"

"Yes, I'll show you."

He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the window.

The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."

He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a mean drunk."

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Old 08-03-2007, 07:59 AM   #2
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haha...I hate beer
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Old 08-03-2007, 08:51 AM   #3
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Old 08-03-2007, 08:55 AM   #4
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Old 08-03-2007, 08:55 AM   #5
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Old 08-03-2007, 08:57 AM   #6
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hah ya i know that joke but different story.. same out some tho ha.... but why the is there a bar on teh 30th floor ha
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Old 08-03-2007, 12:59 PM   #8
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hah ya i know that joke but different story.. same out some tho ha.... but why the is there a bar on teh 30th floor ha
That is a good question! :dontknow:
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Old 08-03-2007, 01:14 PM   #12
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Old 08-03-2007, 01:31 PM   #13
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............ill drink anything.......... you drink enough, same result
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why the is there a bar on teh 30th floor ha
I assume it was one of those swanky uptown cigar bars
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