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Old 07-31-2007, 04:18 PM   #1
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The Ryan's Steakhouse Incident

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Old 07-31-2007, 04:21 PM   #2
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Old 07-31-2007, 04:25 PM   #3
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took me 5 min just to scroll to the bottom.

tell me in 5 words or less.
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Old 07-31-2007, 05:13 PM   #4
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took me 5 min just to scroll to the bottom.

tell me in 5 words or less.
dude, there's no way to convey all that happened in 5 words! HOLY !!!!!!
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Old 07-31-2007, 05:20 PM   #5
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funny sh*t, no pun intended. I did not click the link, but I think I saw this in an e-mail a couple years back. Absolutely hilarious....
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Old 07-31-2007, 05:23 PM   #6
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-31-2007, 05:28 PM   #7
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Cliff Notes: (won't be funny though)
Dude eats a lot of macaroni and cheese and beef
He has to take a
He explodes in toilet
He sees throw-up in corner
He starts gagging
He then all over the walls
He begins to vomit into sweat pants
He asks manager to bring a lot of towels
He asks manager to call in date to the bathroom
He asks girlfriend to buy him new wardrobe for the night
Manager hooks up hose
Date brings clothes
He cleans up and throw up all over walls and floor
Managers applaud him when he walks out.
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Old 07-31-2007, 05:33 PM   #8
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Old 07-31-2007, 08:49 PM   #9
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Cliff Notes: (won't be funny though)
Dude eats a lot of macaroni and cheese and beef
He has to take a
He explodes in toilet
He sees throw-up in corner
He starts gagging
He then all over the walls
He begins to vomit into sweat pants
He asks manager to bring a lot of towels
He asks manager to call in date to the bathroom
He asks girlfriend to buy him new wardrobe for the night
Manager hooks up hose
Date brings clothes
He cleans up and throw up all over walls and floor
Managers applaud him when he walks out.

thanks, that was a good summary.
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Old 07-31-2007, 09:00 PM   #10
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Old 07-31-2007, 09:02 PM   #11
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Old 07-31-2007, 09:02 PM   #12
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THIS SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME! but it was at double daves pizza... MOST HORRIBLE FEELING IN THE WORLD!!! but you can do nothing but laugh
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Old 07-31-2007, 10:40 PM   #13
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Old 08-02-2007, 05:27 PM   #14
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I cannot stop laughing.........
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