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Old 07-25-2007, 09:16 PM   #1
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HA HA Go Cougars!

A HOUSTON COUGAR FAN
A Houston Cougars fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a
call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and
orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife
has just given birth to a typical Houston Cougars baby boy weighing
25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25
pounds, but the Houston fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average
back home, folks, like I said, my boy's a typical Houston Cougars
baby boy. Gonna be a Houston Cougars football player."

Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations
of "WOW!" One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't
you the father of that typical Houston Cougars baby that weighed 25
pounds at birth?

Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks.
So, how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What
happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"

The Houston father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on
his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him
circumcised."

GO COUGS!!!!!!!
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<------------im putting up my cougar paw...........yep, i go back to uh in august, go coogs......
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