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Old 07-25-2007, 06:36 PM   #1
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For those troubled married couples...

A man wearing a ski mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun.

"Open the ****ing safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.

"But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money".

"Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your ****ing head off!"

She obliges and opens the safe door.

"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"

"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.

"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.

"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands.

The girl drinks another one.

Suddenly the guy pulls off the ski mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......

"Not that ****ing difficult is it?" he says
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Old 07-25-2007, 08:08 PM   #2
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HAHAHA.. OMG good stuff
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A guy walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you....."
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Old 07-25-2007, 09:04 PM   #5
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:50 PM   #7
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Old 07-25-2007, 11:36 PM   #8
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hahaha @ jokes and at Brena spelling "thoughs" instead of "those".

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