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Old 07-19-2007, 05:30 PM   #1
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FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY

Sing along to the tune of "I will survive" when you read this!!!

[Verse I]

..... At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you
had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just
waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I knew that I
could take you on....But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry! I should have known that it was
bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no
anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now go, walk out the door, Don't
you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat
to think I wouldn't catch you out!? Don't you know we're only joking
when we say size doesn't count???

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I will survive! I will survive! 'Cos as long as I have batteries,
My life is gonna thrive! I will always have good with a
handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive!. . .Hey! Hey!

[Verse II]

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When
I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to with all
your egos and to with all your needs Now I'm saving all my lovin'
for a cordless multispeed!

(Chorus)

I will survive! I will survive! 'Cos as long as I have
batteries, My life is gonna thrive! I will always have good
with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive!. . .Hey! Hey!
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Old 07-19-2007, 05:52 PM   #2
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girls will like this guys probably not so much
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Old 07-19-2007, 07:14 PM   #3
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Old 07-19-2007, 07:17 PM   #4
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Old 07-19-2007, 07:19 PM   #5
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Old 07-19-2007, 07:21 PM   #6
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I,ve heard of some women that its like waving a hot dog in the astrodome, Need to shim them, to do this u shove in a ham and pull out the bone, so I hear
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Old 07-19-2007, 07:25 PM   #7
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I have about 4 inches ...........some girls like it that wide, some dont! :icon_bigg lolol
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Old 07-19-2007, 07:32 PM   #8
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I have about 4 inches ...........some girls like it that wide, some dont! :icon_bigg lolol
thats funny, like a tuna fish can huh
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Old 07-19-2007, 07:33 PM   #9
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yeah, i might not reach the back but ill tear them sidewalls up nikka lol lol j/k
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Old 07-20-2007, 08:51 AM   #11
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just so everyone knows this was something that a friend sent to me it is not about my hubby he is way bigger than the guy in the song.
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just so everyone knows this was something that a friend sent to me it is not about my hubby he is way bigger than the guy in the song.
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