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Old 07-06-2005, 12:52 PM   #1
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Hunting accident.

Bill accidentally shoots his buddy Tom in a freak hunting accident.
A few weeks after Tom gets out of the hospital, Bill comes by to see how he is doing.
Tom who is now paralyzed from the waist down says,
"I know it sounds funny, but I swear my feet are cold. Would you get me my sneakers for me?"
Bill goes upstairs, and there are his friend's two gorgeous daughters.
He says, "Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to you."
The first daughter says, "That's not true."
He says, "I'll prove it."
Bill yells down the stairs, "Hey Tom! Both of them?"
Tom yells back, "Of course, both of them."
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Old 07-06-2005, 02:38 PM   #2
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Re: Hunting accident.

lolz. Good one.
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Old 07-06-2005, 03:17 PM   #3
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made me smile!
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Re: Hunting accident.

it was funny on a sick perverted level that i will not admit i liked.

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It makes me cry, but real tears not the ones out of my like usual.
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