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Old 07-19-2007, 10:45 AM   #1
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This made me smile.

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
>>assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of
the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
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>>One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked
>>to the ceiling and flatly stated, ", if you are real, then I want you
>>to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
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>>The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
>>went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am . I'm still
>>waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine
>>got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
>>knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
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>>The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
>>students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
>>The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
>>Marine and asked, "What the is the matter with you? Why did you
>>do that?" The Marine calmly replied, " was too busy today protecting
>>America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid and
>>act like an . So, He sent me."
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Old 07-19-2007, 11:09 AM   #2
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fudge yeah, thats a badass marine
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Old 07-19-2007, 11:19 AM   #3
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That's what I'm tryin to say!
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Old 07-19-2007, 12:32 PM   #4
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i forwarded that around work, everyone laughed there off
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Old 07-19-2007, 12:35 PM   #5
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thats funny. I like the one about the reporter that asked the sniper about what did he feel when he killed someone.
he replied. "recoil"
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