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|07-15-2007, 08:43 PM||#1|
Professional Jack @ss
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: League City
Experience: 10+ years
BMW K1200 R Sport
Honda 305 Superhawk project bike
working on a motoped
>Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around
>HomeDepot when they collide.
>The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for
>my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
>The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
>wife, too. I can't find her and I 'm getting a little desperate.
>The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
>wife look like?"
>The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair,
>blue eyes, long legs, big , and she's wearing tight white shorts, a
>halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
>The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
I believe in luck. The harder I work the more luck I seem to have.
"It is better to ride a slow bike fast, than a fast bike slow." -- Mann
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|07-15-2007, 08:59 PM||#3|
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