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Old 07-11-2007, 07:30 AM   #1
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Talking CONSPIRACY THEORIES

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get some PR. After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when of all Americans don't have health insurance?

Just then, the bell rings for break.

George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after break. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, It's question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name. "Little Johnnie" he responds.

"And what is your question, Little Johnnie?"

"Actually Sir, I have 6 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the break bell go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the f**k happened to Stanley?"
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Old 07-11-2007, 09:10 AM   #2
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Old 07-11-2007, 09:16 AM   #3
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LOL, that would probably happen too.
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Old 07-11-2007, 09:23 AM   #4
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LOL, that would probably happen too.
that reminds me when the media made public a video of the president's aides telling an army captain in iraq u cant ask this you cant answer that

way before the president was there

man that ws some phucked up shyt

i really believe bush dissapearing the kid
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Old 07-11-2007, 10:08 PM   #6
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haha! if i were president i would soooooooo abuse my power, so much so that my sig pic would become a reality.:laughing6
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Old 07-12-2007, 02:59 AM   #8
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haha! if i were president i would soooooooo abuse my power, so much so that my sig pic would become a reality.:laughing6

I'd vote for you. Of course anyone or even anything would be better than what we got. I say we vote for Igneous, my pet rock, it could probly do alot better, or at least about the same as what we got.:eh: :eh: :eh:


I wish its next year, I wish its next year, I wish its next year........Is it almost time to vote yet?????:eh: :eh: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: Never works for me!
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Old 07-12-2007, 08:31 AM   #9
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had to read that thrice............ ((Igneous)) hahaha
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