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Old 07-10-2007, 04:50 PM   #1
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Talking Choosing a wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new makeup and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
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The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
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The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
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The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest .
Men are like that, you know
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Old 07-10-2007, 04:56 PM   #2
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Old 07-10-2007, 05:07 PM   #3
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Naw, hands down #3 for me. I like em intelligent.:icon_bigg
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Old 07-10-2007, 05:17 PM   #4
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Old 07-10-2007, 09:39 PM   #5
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I like #2 & #3
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Old 07-10-2007, 09:47 PM   #6
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ill take #3 then u can make them boobies as big as you want and it wont cost because shes made the money by investing
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:01 PM   #7
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#3 hands down . and if she dosn't have the Cheche's she can buy her self some.
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:06 PM   #8
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Old 07-11-2007, 06:13 PM   #9
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Yall need to start thinking like a man....... all 3 for me
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Old 07-11-2007, 06:31 PM   #10
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i'm with RaZ on that one....

but if i had to absolutely choose only 1.....i'd pick the one with the biggest NATURAL boobies. i don't know about you fellaz, but i hate grabbin on them rock hard silicon filled boobies.
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i don't know about you fellaz, but i hate grabbin on them rock hard silicon filled boobies.
Depends on my mood:icon_bigg and if the GF has me off
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Old 07-11-2007, 07:34 PM   #12
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