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Old 07-09-2007, 11:38 PM   #41
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So I'm at the bar...sh*tty wasted and irritated my buddies girl brought a f*cking anchor with her. To make things worse, she's a snotty, loud mouthed fatty. I held my tounge and didn't say sh*t all night and out of left field she's all 'So what, you to good to talk to me or something?" all with a bad additude and what not....

I took a sip of my beer and was like...

'Uh, youre fat'

and turned away and continued drinking my beer....

then she started yelling, and her friend started yelling, it was big scene...so I left, and her friend started texting me that Im some big jerk, bla bla bla..

WTF, Fatties need to know, because obviously they shouldnt be at the bar
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Old 07-09-2007, 11:42 PM   #42
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cause they learn on suckin twinkies. ive seen a fatty suck all the cream filling out with out even hurting the cake part!
quit talking about your gf online
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Old 07-09-2007, 11:44 PM   #43
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hey --- honesty is the best policy, i think the world could do with alot more of it
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Old 07-09-2007, 11:46 PM   #44
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sorry ill leave your sister out of this :laughing6
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isnt that also your mom? wait....is that why you keep referring to him as "uncle budda"?
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Old 07-09-2007, 11:50 PM   #46
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Old 07-09-2007, 11:59 PM   #47
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isnt that also your mom? wait....is that why you keep referring to him as "uncle budda"?
oh no you found out about the incest in my family! were hicks to the core, my daddy drives a big deisel too....your gonna knock his side mirror off too>
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oh no you found out about the incest in my family! were hicks to the core, my daddy drives a big deisel too....your gonna knock his side mirror off too>
why not? im on a roll!
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Old 07-10-2007, 01:38 AM   #50
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why not? im on a roll!
your on a roll? well we are in a fat chick thread
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hehe, fat chicks, at a bar.......... dont mix well with alcohol, you may wake up next to a wearwolf,
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Fat Chick? Attitude? I'd have called that fat a$$hole out too! Go you!:notworthy
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Old 07-10-2007, 10:55 AM   #57
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Where are the "green" fatties at?!

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So I'm at the bar...sh*tty wasted and irritated my buddies girl brought a f*cking anchor with her. To make things worse, she's a snotty, loud mouthed fatty. I held my tounge and didn't say sh*t all night and out of left field she's all 'So what, you to good to talk to me or something?" all with a bad additude and what not....
Kick your buddy in the and tell him to keep his pet under control, sounds like someone tried to set you up. :-)
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Kick your buddy in the and tell him to keep his pet under control, sounds like someone tried to set you up. :-)
Yup, blame your friend or his gf! They shouldn't have been mean to her and led her on like that. LOL
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LOL, place and time sir...place and time..
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