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Old 07-05-2007, 08:26 AM   #1
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Exclamation WHY I'M KING

Yesterday, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my bottle of Coors Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy neighbor and then calmly replied...

"I am. That's why she cuts the grass."

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Old 07-05-2007, 08:32 AM   #2
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im hung like a midget hampster, but she still wont let me mow the lawn. something about sharp objects spinning at high speeds and ill kill myself :laughing6




J/J, im not that accident prone
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Old 07-05-2007, 10:02 AM   #6
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Yesterday, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my bottle of Coors Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy neighbor and then calmly replied...

"I am. That's why she cuts the grass."

I heard you were hung like a bear, a gummy bear
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Old 07-05-2007, 10:14 AM   #7
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I heard you were hung like a bear, a GRIZZLY bear
fixed, and PM sent
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Old 07-05-2007, 10:19 AM   #8
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I stand corrected:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy what i don't get is where you got a picture of Tim?
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I stand corrected:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy what i don't get is where you got a picture of Tim?
My name is Tim, you ding-dong!
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Old 07-05-2007, 10:23 AM   #10
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No it is a picture of my Tim hahahaha you got to see the picture to get the joke. however it cannot be posted on here due to the massive nudity.
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