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Old 07-03-2007, 01:27 PM   #1
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hath no fury like a woman scorned

True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his . According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your .
3) Or finding out your fits through your wedding ring.

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
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If ur fits in ur wedding ring, u wouldn't be any husband or bf of mine in the 1st place!!!
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Maybe he had big fingers??

LOL, not unless his name was SHREK, and even those are 2 small!!
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I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your .
3) Or finding out your fits through your wedding ring.

:laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6

Candie you crack me up Girl!!! That's some funny t right there!!
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I just can't imagine how a dude with a this small, HAS THE , literally, to cheat on his wife!!!!!
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!
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You do know they change size depending on the situation...right? LOL

small enough to fit in a RING though come on!!! When u think about it the largest rings size in diameter is about 22mm which in not even an inch wide!!!
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small enough to fit in a RING though come on!!! When u think about it the largest rings size in diameter is about 22mm which in not even an inch wide!!!

I guess girls really only interact with them in one state and not the other and don't quite understand.


It's sorta like an octopus, in the other state. :laughing6

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bwhaha....cheaters get what they deserve. However I dont think I would do something that extreme. I am a firm believer in KARMA....what goes around comes around.
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It's sorta like an octopus, in the other state. :laughing6

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Good explanation... I was thinking a cold breeze could do terrible things.
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EXCUSES, EXCUSES!!!! J/K I know what ya'll mean!!!

Thanks for explaining, little dicks!!!!

j/kj/kj/k!!!!!!!

I SWEAR ON EVERYTHING, JUST KIDDING!!!!!
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Thanks for explaining, little dicks!!!!

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I SWEAR ON EVERYTHING, JUST KIDDING!!!!!


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