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Old 06-24-2007, 11:09 AM   #1
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Mexican Panhandlers.....

Jose and Carlos are panhandling on the street.

Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of
money to spend.

Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.

Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every
day.

Jose says "Look at your sign. It says: I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to
support".

Carlos says----"Yes---and what do you sign say..""??

It reads "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico ".
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Old 06-24-2007, 12:30 PM   #2
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Old 06-24-2007, 01:12 PM   #4
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OH HE WENT THERE! emot nyd

come on, its just a yoke, it was funny
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Old 06-24-2007, 02:02 PM   #5
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come on, its just a yoke, it was funny
I was being sarcastic
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Old 06-24-2007, 03:30 PM   #6
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HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU $10 DOLLARS FOR A TIRE TO YOUR HOUSE!!! and please give me my change back:laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6
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Old 06-24-2007, 03:52 PM   #7
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HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU $10 DOLLARS FOR A TIRE TO YOUR HOUSE!!! and please give me my change back:laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6
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that was a white joke, paniro, lol.
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HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU $10 DOLLARS FOR A TIRE TO YOUR HOUSE!!! and please give me my change back:laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6

:laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6
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Old 06-24-2007, 07:27 PM   #12
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Old 06-24-2007, 07:32 PM   #13
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thats some funny sh*t right there...

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Old 06-24-2007, 08:10 PM   #14
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HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU $10 DOLLARS FOR A TIRE TO YOUR HOUSE!!! and please give me my change back:laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6
hahahaha

how they gona get allt he cars home?


(you might be a redneck if.... you have a house that is mobile, and 5 cars that are not.)
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That why i aint no REDNECK:laughing6
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Sorry my bad now I get it !! Good one
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all jokes aside, did you all see Matrix81's avatar? Dude, pose more.
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LOL funny chit.
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