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|06-22-2007, 08:26 AM||#1|
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Oak Ridge North
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they
learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she
asks, "will get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think would get
mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that
maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if
other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much
he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he loo ks at his daughter with new found
"Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
Marines could shoot the f***er."
Last edited by misery; 06-22-2007 at 10:04 AM.
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|06-22-2007, 08:37 AM||#2|
Can-Am has arrived
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OMG that's funny, kids are pretty smart, when you get his address let me know I too will send a valentine
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|06-22-2007, 09:36 AM||#3|
Ugh gtfo :-/
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stupid ? but why doesnt the military just track who and where the video tapes to aljezeera (sp?) are coming from?
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|06-22-2007, 10:30 AM||#5|
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:laughing6 Smart girl