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Old 06-22-2007, 08:20 AM   #1
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People are stupid!!!!

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge I gave
her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again I gave her the money back again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

This actually happened in Austin at MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane

..............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.

...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said,
"Where?"

...............They Walk Among Us!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff."

...............They Walk Among Us!!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got
a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

...............They Walk Among Us!

My friend has a lifesaving tool in his car designed to cut through a seat
belt if he gets trapped. He keeps it in the trunk.

..............They Walk Among Us!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

...............They Walk Among Us!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

..............They Walk Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

..............Yep, They Walk Among Us!

They Walk Among Us, AND they reproduce, and WORST OF ALL ..................................they VOTE!
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Old 06-22-2007, 08:25 AM   #2
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Old 06-22-2007, 08:26 AM   #3
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Quote:
Originally Posted by misery
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge I gave
her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again I gave her the money back again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

This actually happened in Austin at MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane

..............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.

...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said,
"Where?"

...............They Walk Among Us!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff."

...............They Walk Among Us!!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got
a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

...............They Walk Among Us!

My friend has a lifesaving tool in his car designed to cut through a seat
belt if he gets trapped. He keeps it in the trunk.

..............They Walk Among Us!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

...............They Walk Among Us!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

..............They Walk Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

..............Yep, They Walk Among Us!

They Walk Among Us, AND they reproduce, and WORST OF ALL ..................................they VOTE!
Funny, true, and sad all at the same time
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Old 06-22-2007, 08:32 AM   #4
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Old 06-22-2007, 08:38 AM   #5
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Old 06-22-2007, 08:51 AM   #6
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I wanna go shopping with you

+1!! I want some discounts!!

Those were funny!
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Old 06-22-2007, 10:37 AM   #7
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here's another (and true)

I was at a baseball game, dude walks up and asks "what's the score?"

"4 to 4" I replied...











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"who's winning?" he asks....


WTF???? What is wrong with people?
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Old 06-22-2007, 11:15 AM   #8
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Hey you tried to do the right thing but the clerk wouldn’t let you...besides if she were educated then she wouldn’t be working at k-mart.
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Old 06-22-2007, 11:18 AM   #9
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
should have bought 10 cases, 100% discount FTW!!
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Its the stupidity. It gets added to our forum in normal and controlled doses which actually serves to the benefit of the website.
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Old 06-22-2007, 12:31 PM   #10
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Old 06-22-2007, 01:00 PM   #11
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Old 06-22-2007, 01:02 PM   #12
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Funny stuff dude...
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Old 06-22-2007, 01:07 PM   #13
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Old 06-22-2007, 01:09 PM   #14
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again... I hate stupid people.
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I never get a deal like that.. just not lucky... I found a 50.00 bill one time on the street... but it only had a picture on one side... screwed again.
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