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Old 06-16-2007, 04:45 PM   #1
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Don't date this woman !!!

6 2 Amanda Monti

Here's the link, and this is what she done...with her bare hands!

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A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".


I am in no way a violent person
Amanda Monti

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."
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Old 06-16-2007, 05:01 PM   #2
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Old 06-16-2007, 05:07 PM   #3
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wow that is f***ed up sucks 2 be that guy
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Old 06-16-2007, 05:11 PM   #4
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Old 06-16-2007, 05:50 PM   #5
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No man will ever touch her again.

Amanda Monti is now right up there with Lorena Bobbit on every mans no list.
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Old 06-16-2007, 05:55 PM   #6
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Old 06-16-2007, 05:57 PM   #7
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a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's into her mouth and try to swallow it.


When I read that it kinda turned me on.
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Old 06-16-2007, 06:40 PM   #9
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I wonder what a scrotumless would taste like...

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Old 06-16-2007, 07:47 PM   #11
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I wonder what a scrotumless would taste like...
Maybe she has a thing for rocky mountain oysters. :dontknow:
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Old 06-16-2007, 08:20 PM   #12
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i'd still hit it. of course she'd be handcuffed and bound to the bed :laughing6
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Old 06-16-2007, 08:28 PM   #13
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i'd still hit it. of course she'd be handcuffed and bound to the bed :laughing6
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i'd still hit it. of course she'd be handcuffed and bound to the bed :laughing6
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you know...in some countries they cut your hands off for theft...i would say this DEFINITELY counts!
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ouch! WTF should of killed that woman
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now imagine if the guy said "no" while she was giving him a BJ......
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