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Old 06-16-2007, 06:56 AM   #1
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Why Mommies and Daddies Drink

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.


Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son John


P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.

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Old 06-16-2007, 07:53 AM   #2
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I should of done that to my dad to soften the blow with my report cards!! I just hid them from him and told him that they never came in the mail!! of course he knew i was lieing though!!
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Old 06-16-2007, 10:30 AM   #3
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Old 06-19-2007, 08:09 PM   #4
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i used to kiss right before report cards came out, couldn't lie about them not coming in the mail because my mom is a school teacher for the same district
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Old 06-19-2007, 08:15 PM   #5
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Ours had the attendance section exactly in the middle. We would fold them back and forth through that section so that you couldn't read the number of times we skipped.
Our parents never caught on.
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I was A's and B's report card since seventh grade.. Didnt really worry much about it.
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FTRP!!!!


Let's see it Arturo....
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That sounds like something I would have done to my parents.
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Let's see it Arturo....

Here's one.. as noted it the thread it too was a repost.
http://www.motohouston.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=19434





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Old 06-20-2007, 10:03 AM   #14
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Just doing my yob, son.... Just doing my yob. :icon_bigg

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Old 06-20-2007, 10:12 AM   #15
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Little ****er, I,d kick his too, David, I,m beginning to like you less and less ( jk) I didnt have any really hot teachers, I hear about this stuff and it me off where were all the hot teachers when i was in school:BangHead:
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