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Old 06-24-2005, 02:01 PM   #1
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a joke

a man calls his home from work and a little girl answers the phone...

man: hi, sweety. is your mother home?

girl: yes, daddy. her and uncle frank are here.

m: that's funny...you haven't got an uncle frank.

g: yes i do. and he's upstairs with mommy right now.

there is a brief silence over the phone and then the man gets back on the phone.

m: sweety, i want you to do something for me. go upstairs and yell to your mother that daddy has just pulled up into the driveway, and then come back to the phone.

g: ok, daddy.

the man hears his daughter set down the phone and then march upstairs. there is a long silence over the phone. about a minute goes by and his daughter picks the phone back up.

g: ok, daddy, i did it.

m: what happened?

g: well, mommy jumped out of bed naked and started yelling at uncle frank to get out. as she was running to the door she tripped on the carpet, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving.

m: oh my !! what happened to unlce frank?

g: he got out of bed naked too and jumped out the window, but i guess he forgot you emptied the pool last week to clean it and now i think he's dead.

there is a long pause over the phone, and then the father gets back on the line...

m: pool? is this 555-7359?
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Old 06-24-2005, 03:12 PM   #3
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Old 06-24-2005, 04:14 PM   #4
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LOL! ROFLOL! Good ! :laughing6: right:
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Old 06-27-2005, 07:28 AM   #5
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Old 06-27-2005, 09:57 AM   #6
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Re: a joke

lol
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Old 06-27-2005, 07:29 PM   #7
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i dont get it
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Old 06-27-2005, 08:22 PM   #8
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i dont get it
don't worry, man. i don't think many people get it considering how many times it has been read and how many posts there have been.

it wasn't even his house.
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thats what i thought..i just didnt get why the guy left... was she having an affair, and it was just a weird coinsidence.... (sp?) anyway.. thanks man
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a lot of reading, but it was ok
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