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Old 06-14-2007, 09:45 AM   #1
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Words Women Use:

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) FIVE MORE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before taking out the trash.

3.) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) THAT'S O.K.: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) WHATEVER: Is a women's way of saying UP yours.

9.) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I GOT IT!: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.

10.) DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT? Bewarned! NEVER anser this question. If you say "yes" you're screwed. If you say "no" she will accuse you of lying to her or not paying attention. If it truly makes her look fat, she knows it and is baiting you either way. The best defense is to fake a heart attack or quickly fall down some stairs.
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Old 06-14-2007, 10:04 AM   #2
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Old 06-14-2007, 10:27 AM   #4
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It's sooo very true!
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Why I don't keep them around. :icon_bigg
To keep your family name going.
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10.) DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT? Bewarned! NEVER anser this question. If you say "yes" you're screwed. If you say "no" she will accuse you of lying to her or not paying attention. If it truly makes her look fat, she knows it and is baiting you either way. The best defense is to slap her and throw her down some stairs. After all, where are your at????
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Old 06-14-2007, 11:58 AM   #13
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uhhh hellooooo that why we on everything!!! Marking it so our legend lives on!!!:icon_bigg
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In the end there is too much talking from both parties and not enough....
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lol wow.
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do what? I'm lost...
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Lemme add to it...

GO AHEAD (2nd time)
This means "I give up or do what you want because I don't care." You will
get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing"
and "Fine," and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools
off.

SOFT SIGH
Again, actually a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is
content. Your best bet is not to move or breathe, and she will stay content.

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to
come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is
that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and
you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

THANKS A LOT
This is much different than "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when
she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in
some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to
ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you
"Nothing."

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Naw those are accidents from leaving it in too long and people just feel obligated to name them. :laughing6
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